2024-07-06
Carrie decides to put Arthur in a retirement home after he accidentally sets a fire in the basement. But Doug isn't sure they should ship him out after he learns a surprising secret about Arthur. Meanwhile, Danny and Spence argue over who gets the larger bedroom in their apartment since Danny promised that, after two years, he would move out and let Spence have it. (Repeat).
Doug buys an ice-cream truck with his and Carrie's tax refund. Carrie is furious, but Doug thinks it's a great way to make money---until he meets the competition. Also, Carrie pretends to be a mom in a model home and starts enjoying her fake family too much. (Repeat).
Doug gets sexy phone calls from a woman claiming to have spent a wild weekend with him and he can't get her to believe she has the wrong Doug Heffernan. Also, Spence and Danny vie for the attention of an attractive waitress. (Repeat).
Doug becomes supervisor when O'Boyle checks into a rehab center, and Doug promptly messes everything up; Carrie gets jealous when a coworker is promoted after confronting their boss about the chintzy bonus he gave them. (Repeat).
George argues with a stranger (Lee Arenberg) over a "dream" parking space in front of Jerry's apartment. Newman: Wayne Knight. Kramer: Michael Richards. Elaine: Julia Louis-Dreyfus. (Repeat).
Kramer hits the road after a dispute over his use of his keys to Jerry's apartment. Newman: Wayne Knight. Lisa: Nina Tremblay. George: Jason Alexander. Elaine: Julia Louis-Dreyfus. (Repeat).
Jerry and George look for Kramer in Hollywood, where Kramer's new friend (Debi A. Monahan) becomes a victim. Part 1 of two. George Wendt and Corbin Bernsen have cameos. Helene: Elmarie Wendel. Lt. Martel: Peter Murnik. (Repeat).
Jerry and George find Kramer, whose past is laid out by the lieutenant (Peter Murnik) seeking his confession. Officers: Peter Parros, Marty Rackham. (Repeat).
Christine begins to wonder if her marriage could have been saved after she runs into her old counselor and suspects the woman was not really trying to help them, especially after learning that Richard had an affair with her shortly after the separation. (Repeat).
Richard takes Ritchie to a rock concert despite Christine's objections, so she attempts to sneak into the theater to check up on them. (Repeat).
Christine thinks she's found a kindred spirit at Ritchie's school in a parent who shares her outlook and tastes, but the woman turns out to be Marly's maid, who uses Christine to cover for her affair with the man of the house. Belinda: Ana Ortiz. (Repeat).
Christine thinks she may have another chance with Burton after meeting up with him again, but he has a new girlfriend---named Christine, of course. The shock sends her into Richard's open, and apparently willing, arms. (Repeat).
Now that the Conners are a Nielsen TV family, Roseanne decrees that their viewing habits must change to influence American culture. Mr. Burtis: Michael Mantell. Bev: Estelle Parsons. Fred: Michael O'Keefe. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Roseanne: Roseanne. (Repeat).
Dan builds a boat for a future adventure, while David plans a trip to Europe. Dan/Skipper: John Goodman. Leon/Mr. Howell: Martin Mull. Bev/Mrs. Howell: Estelle Parsons. Jackie/Gilligan: Laurie Metcalf. Darlene/Maryanne: Sara Gilbert. Roseanne/Ginger: Roseanne. (Repeat).
A boisterous baby shower and the return of Lecy Goranson as Becky cap an episode in which the Conners ready for another child. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. David: Johnny Galecki. Nancy: Sandra Bernhard. Bev: Estelle Parsons. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Roseanne: Roseanne. (Repeat).
Jackie chews out Roseanne for feeding Andy junk food; D.J. spends a picture-perfect day observing what makes Dan tick. Bev: Estelle Parsons. Dan: John Goodman. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. (Repeat).
Roseanne will stop at nothing to crush the competition when a new eatery---with a drive-through window---opens up across from the Lunch Box. Comedian Pat Harrington has a cameo; the dance troupe Stomp performs. Leon: Martin Mull. (Repeat).
The temptation to crash a stranger's bar mitzvah is too much for Roseanne as she drags Dan out for a "last hurrah" before the baby is born. Sol: Shecky Greene. Rabbi: Bob Nickman. Cathy: Cathy Ladman. Carrie: Carrie Snow. Josh: Matthew David Ness. (Repeat).
When Roseanne consults a Ouija board on Halloween, a message from "the Dead" portends an unexpected event. Sarah Chalke and Ed McMahon have cameos. Jerry Garcia: Fred Asparagus. Bev: Estelle Parsons. David: Johnny Galecki. (Repeat).
A TV-series spoof (shot in black-and-white) finds the Conners coping with 1950s-style tribulations. Roseanne's a fussy hausfrau, Dan a businessman stewing over "the Anderson account," and Jackie the wacky neighbor. Rebecca: Lecy Goranson. (Repeat).
Roseanne and Jackie's shopping trip becomes an outing á la Thelma and Louise after they give a lift to a rebellious teen (Jenna Elfman) and then force a trucker off the road. Off. Thomas: Ben Thomas. Off. Gumer: David Strickland. Toll Booth Operator: Ritch Shydner. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. (Repeat).
Thanks to a teacher who gives students free rein, D.J.'s Thanksgiving pageant includes a "Pulp Fiction" twist that offends some of the parents, but not the Conners. Charlie Hill. Dawn: Colleen Camp. Bev: Estelle Parsons. D.J.: Michael Fishman. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. David: Johnny Galecki. (Repeat).
With his old band mate (John Popper) in town, Dan's got the blues, regretting that he gave up his youthful dreams to settle down with Roseanne. John Goodman, who plays Dan, also sings. Bob: John McConnell. The Band: Chris Kinchla, Brendan Hill, Bob Sheehan. (Repeat).
As the family gathers to make a video for the new baby, Becky and Darlene make a surprising discovery: their parents' old love letters. Becky: Lecy Goranson. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. D.J.: Michael Fishman. (Repeat).
Roseanne has anything but traditional ideas for Leon's untraditional wedding---to Scott (Fred Willard). Cameos by Milton Berle and Mariel Hemingway. Mrs. Carp: June Lockhart. Rev. Crosley: Norm Crosby. Leon: Martin Mull. (Repeat).
Roseanne and Jackie's stint offering samples at a market ends in a food fight when Jackie outsells her sister; and David comes to a decision after an argument with Dan. Mr. Parkin: Stan Freberg. David: Johnny Galecki. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Dan: John Goodman. Roseanne: Roseanne. (Repeat).
Molly joins Victoria and her junior-college friends on a spring-fling getaway, while Mike works the Captain for some overtime assignments to earn some extra cash. (Repeat).
Carl and Samuel hope for a little luck o' the Irish when it comes to picking up women at their St. Patrick's Day party, while Molly does a little Erin go bragging when she tells Mike about some of her holiday shenanigans. (Repeat).
Molly learns that Joyce said good-bye to her artistic side when she became a mother, so she convinces Mike they need to try their hands at some new hobbies, starting with roller skating. (Repeat).
With Molly out of town for a teacher's conference, a lonely Mike turns to junk food for solace. Meanwhile, James delivers some sad news to Carl, which leads Carl to consider leaving Chicago. (Repeat).
Molly is so focused on directing a school recital that she doesn't realize a fellow teacher is hitting on her. Meanwhile, Vince convinces Mike to join him in an unusual money-making scheme (Repeat).
In the Season 3 finale, Mike's mom dumps Capt. Murphy, who retaliates by sending Mike and Carl on a detail at a Renaissance Faire, where a tornado approaches while Mike and Molly each try to reach the other with important news. (Repeat).
In the Season 4 premiere, Molly makes a monumental decision regarding her teaching career. (Repeat).
As part of her research for the crime novel she's writing, Molly visits Victoria's workplace at the funeral parlour, while at home, Mike takes a peek at Molly's manuscript. (Repeat).
Budding author Molly meets her literary idol, whose cynical advice is to focus on what she wouldn't want people to know about, while Mike tries to cheer up his down-in-the-dumps mother by having her over for dinner. (Repeat).
Molly suspects the next-door neighbor is into something shady, so she and Joyce keep an eye on him. Meanwhile, the guys' poker game turns into a confessional as they reveal their dreams and aspirations. (Repeat).
Molly needs to toe the line when it comes to buying shoes, especially since Mike is now their sole support. (Repeat).
Mike gets shot during a robbery, leading him to question his mortality and his choice of profession. (Repeat).
Disappointed with how her novel is coming along, Molly decides to take a breather, but must come up with a suitable way to pass the time. (Repeat).